Archive for April 1st 2009

I saw a postman flip a pedestrian off today. Not only did he flip the guy off, but he used both his hands…a double birdy. I think there were some choice words exchanged, too. Oh, the joys of going downtown every day.

Colm: What happens if you have to poop in heaven?

Me: I don’t know. I guess you’ll just have to wait and find out.

How else was I supposed to answer that?