Colm: Liam, my girlfriend’s name is Samantha…she is beautiful. *
Me: What does she look like?
Colm: Mom, do you really think I remember what she looks like?
Me: Is she nice?
Colm: I don’t know. I’ve never talked to her before.
Me: How is she your girlfriend if you’ve never talked to her?
Colm: Mom, I’ve seen her like a thousand times. (Note: we have only lived here three weeks.)
Colm: Liam, trust me, you should marry her.
Liam: (In disgusted that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard tone) I don’t want to marry her.
Colm. Then I’ll marry her.
*We have had A LOT of girlfriend talk around here ever since we went to go get Liam’s pictures taken for his birthday and the gal who was taking the pictures was teasing Liam about his girlfriend in an attempt to get him to smile. Thanks photographer lady, much appreciated. Grrr…
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